Men like UNIX  

Posted by Nitu in

Ok guys and girls, may be you already have it or may be not yet, but I just can't stop lolling. Assuming that you are above 18 and have heard of unix, time to lol now.

Do you want to know why men like UNIX?
Read these interesting commands!!!


Why men love UNIX!!!!

$ touch;

$ finger;

$ unzip;

$ strip;

$play ;

$ mount;

$ mv;

$ halt;

$ mv;

$ halt;

$ mv;

$ halt;

$ mv;

$ halt;

$ mv;

$ halt;

$ mv;

$ halt;

$ mv;

$ halt;

$ mv;

$ halt;

$ mv;

$ halt;

$ core dump;

$ unmount;

$ sleep;

$ ....

and the best thing is.. NO VIRUS!!

That's why for anything you want to understand in UNIX you have to type

$ man

Any more trick to prolong the orgy??
Any idea how to command for multiple orgies !!!!
Come over..show your "commands for sex" to the world :)

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14 comments

You have said it all Nitu. I am waiting for others command now!!!

May 15, 2008 at 6:52 AM

haaaaaaaaaaaa :)
my gawd, teh guy who invented unix shud've been an unique sex-pervert :)

guess he coded all teh sex into i, n ya uncoded tat for us..
:)

May 15, 2008 at 10:22 AM

Cool Man........ :)
LOL !!!
Sorry never used Unix so cant add anything ....
but now will try it ;-)

May 15, 2008 at 8:07 PM

no idea abt unix man...the command were interesting though [;)]

is there a command like $ repeat? [:p]

keep writing
chris
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May 15, 2008 at 8:31 PM

Played with a little programming at times and I do like UNIX but sadly my life resembles Windows Vista more often than not.

May 16, 2008 at 8:48 AM

No virus!!!!!!
hmmmm.......... Irony is that, in unix we have permanent virus protection but men do not have..... kaash hota.... ;)

May 16, 2008 at 11:44 AM

Certainly 'loling' :)

http://virtuously.blogspot.com/

May 16, 2008 at 12:27 PM

hilarious man

nicely written

keep posting !!!

May 17, 2008 at 11:06 PM

I must say, I never thought of this all while I was working on Unix.Do something about Windows dude..I have started to hate it to the core

May 18, 2008 at 2:13 AM

@Priya
Hmm.... :)

@rantravereflect
Yeah, sex is a great motivator for invention :)

@Sachin,
All the best..Believe me it will boost ur life..he he

@CRD
You remind me of the command "more". :)
Sure I shall look into.

@Beach
Aww..thats a pretty apt summarization of life...Vista sucks man..burdened to death by unwanted stuffs..Believe me, my life is more like a Vista too :(

@Deepak,
Nothing is permanent..neither the virus nor the piece of ur body part that u want to protect. But HIV is a very mutating smart virus..so beware..

@Enigma
Thanks.

@Nefariousoutlook
Thanks.
I am just posting here though (added the command play). The credit goes to an unknown person however.

@Mishra,
Yeah..yeah..anything that starts with MS sucks now a day. But we have to learn to live with the way a husband learns to live with his wife :)

May 18, 2008 at 6:32 AM

Good one Nitu,,

u can probably add
Date
Talk
in the beginning

And kill
in the end (just in case there are any psychopaths in here ;) lol)

May 19, 2008 at 2:23 AM

lol...dat was real funny :P

May 19, 2008 at 4:32 AM

:))
=))
ROTFL!
Good one!
I never put the commands all together like this!
Can’t stop laughing now and I am sure will be smiling every time I’ll be on UNIX system now! :)

May 21, 2008 at 4:38 AM

That's fabulous

May 26, 2008 at 5:58 AM

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